Scene II: The Road to QueerSchool
Episode 6. I HATE SCHOOL: Gaynocchio meets two missionaries, a Fox and a Cat, who tell him how truly awful QueerSchool really is.
Episode 7. The Chase: The Fox and Cat try to steal Gaynocchio's gold coin.
Episode 8. BLUE RESCUE: The Blue Fairy saves Gaynocchio.
9. THE CRICKET, Gaynocchio is given a lecture.
Episode 10. APPLE MUFFIN: The Fox and Cat entice Gaynocchio with muffins and jam and promises of Fundie Land where Gay children play all day.
Music and Text by Purple Beard; after Carlos Collodi; lyrics by Kristin Webb, Florence Whipple and Purple Beard; additional lyrics from Mother Goose; choreographed by Florence Whipple, with the dancers of The North Shore Civic Ballet. Music performed by The Putnam Court Musicians: Kristin Webb, Flute; Russell Southcott, Guitar; sung by Mary Saunders and Purple Beard.